For Thanksgiving, we and our friends each learned a poem to recite to each other. Joss learned this one by Ogden Nash:
I Objurgate The Centipede
I objurgate the centipede
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath
And where you wallop, he is not,
Or if he is, he makes a spot.