Overheard This Week

Will: She's not my friend. She's more of an I-can-tolerate-her-most-of-the-time sort of an acquaintance.
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Rob: We don't eat that brown, whole grain rice around here. We only eat the white stuff.
Maddie: You're being riceist!
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MA: My montage is taking too long!
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Maddie: The subtitles on Sesame Street are really messed up.
MA: Well, you know, Sesame Street is supposed to teach kids to read. So if you can already read well enough to follow the subtitles, perhaps Sesame Street isn't for you.
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Joss, walking into the room wearing underwear, after having been told to put some on several times:
BeHOLD!
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