Will: She's not my friend. She's more of an I-can-tolerate-her-most-of-the-time sort of an acquaintance.
Rob: We don't eat that brown, whole grain rice around here. We only eat the white stuff.
Maddie: You're being riceist!
MA: My montage is taking too long!
Maddie: The subtitles on Sesame Street are really messed up.
MA: Well, you know, Sesame Street is supposed to teach kids to read. So if you can already read well enough to follow the subtitles, perhaps Sesame Street isn't for you.
Joss, walking into the room wearing underwear, after having been told to put some on several times: