Overheard This Week
Will: She's not my friend. She's more of an I-can-tolerate-her-most-of-the-time sort of an acquaintance. ***** Rob: We don't eat that brown, whole grain rice around here. We only eat the white stuff. Maddie: You're being riceist! ***** MA: My montage is taking too long! ***** Maddie: The subtitles on Sesame Street are really messed up. MA: Well, you know, Sesame Street is supposed to teach kids to read. So if you can already read well enough to follow the subtitles, perhaps Sesame Street isn't for you. ***** Joss, walking into the room wearing underwear, after having been told to put some on several times: BeHOLD! *****