The Skype generation discovers General Conference.
Joss to Elder Richard G. Scott: Hello? . . . Hello? . . . You talk to me? . . . Hello?
Maddie: Can I has scriptures?
Joss: Can I do yoga?
Rob: Who would you like to meet in the afterlife? Mimi?
MA: Grandpa Oscar.
Rob: Madeline Kahn.
Will: 'Someone broke my igneous rocks.' 'I feel your pain, man. I hate it when my igneous rocks are even touched.' *
Joss: Papa, can we go to the zoo? Can we go to a schloss?
Rob, giving a lecture on social class in his turn-of-the-century Vienna writing seminar: So what are some indicators that someone is of another social stratum?
finally somewhere out of the back: Someone uses the word 'stratum'?
Rob and MA waking up. Joss comes in
Mama: Joss, why don't you go out and jump on the trampoline?
Papa: That's a good idea Joss.
Joss, settling in, intending to go nowhere: Hey, I love you guys!
Maddie: Hold still or I'm going to give you fifty lashes!
Joss: I don't want eyelashes!
Heather A.: I just think that Joss is magical.
Rob: Yes, but it's a dark magic.
* From What's Up Doc which stars Madeline Kahn as Miss Eunice Burns.