Fractured Lyrics

Here is Sebi, giving his GQ pose, complete with white poodle. One of his most recent favorite videos has been Ultimate Silly Songs with Larry, of Veggie Tale fame. In fact, all the kids liked it so much, that after it went back to the library, I bought the album on iTunes. It manages to put all the kids in a happy place at breakfast, and really, if it can do that, do I care if they're singing about manatees and cucumbers?

One of the songs is called "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" which has been spun-off into a feature-length film, as our capitalistic society is wont to do these days. In the song, the pirates sing about all of the things they've never done (like been to Greenland, or swabbed the deck, or what have you) and always end with " . . . and I've never been to Boston in the fall".

Our kids sing it plenty. But just today we learned that Sebastian has his own version, which is " . . . and I've never been to Costco in Nepal."